I don't feel good. St. Mungo's is a shit whole and I want to go home. I'm 100% sure Perkins put something in my tea this morning. I also hope he's reading this, as he's a bloody, fucking dickless git. I hope you get splattergroit and that ingrown hair I've been wanting to hex you with. If there is, and I swear to God, another stack of parchment on my desk when I get back, I will send you to Hell my bloody self and not regret Azkaban.
I'm sorry, I'm just gross, and achey, and itchy, and feverish and they won't let me go home and they want to keep me over night and they finally gave me the go ahead toput on my OWN pajamas and write in my journal. LISA, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BRINGING THEM!
Even if I did have to charm the pants bigger because my legs are swollen. WHY THE HELL ARE MY LEGS SWOLLEN?I want to go home. I want to go home. I want to go home. I'm achey and oozy and uncomfortable and I hate Robert Perkins.